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Last May, at your request, Ben and I drove to Indianapolis
the evening you saw us?
I hope that's true.
to be set adrift on Lake Michigan
That seems like an invasion of privacy.
Yes.
to resign, effective immediately,
It was excellent.
Aw, thank you so much for making my life so wonderful.
Oh, Chris-- so silly.
Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope bribed a city employee.
It seems that Ms. Knope has a pattern
you're the only person I've ever met who's worthy
Is it ethical for a court stenographer
You will be suspended for two weeks with pay.
I do.
I don't have any evidence.
- Just two weeks? - Correct.
"because I'm in love with Leslie Knope.
All right.
Stop, please.
between superiors and their employees
You go down in history as a frozen whore.
Legally my name is Gary.
"I'm literally crying and jumping.
that Chris has leveled against me.
It's happening right now.
Now, in order to cover up their illicit affair,
George Williams from Public Works.
Guys, everybody stop reading--
9301 Cedarcrest Dr--
I hope it doesn't affect your campaign.
Which makes what I'm about to say even sadder.
and moving on to the punishment phase.
Well, I was pretty sure