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"Dear Dr. Spitcheman,
Has to work?
I know.
Listen up, dummies.
It makes you want to take your wife to the doctor.
Happy Easter!
I'm going to win me an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony.
I got us all these Timberwolves tickets for me.
Banks.
Really?
you're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.
And especially for little Chewbaquina Jordan.
"I mean, if this works, my life will be totally different."
thank you for your submission.
But who's "EGOT"?
I found it on the beach.
I didn't say I wasn't going to see it.
Well, I can lose the glasses.
# About love and cars #
Where were you last week during Tracy Jr.'s birthday party?
Wonderful, porn.
This is my fantasy, Pete.
Wait, is that a Daytime Emmy?
Ooh, ham.
Lutz, you want it?
No, thank you, I can't.
Come on.
You seem nervous.
I can't let you do that for me.
If you're calling to check in on your bailout money,
a motorcycle.
well, like me at the Provincetown Flogging Festival.
Tracy did this to make me tell you
since we started putting something in the coffee
This is no time to play the blame game.
You should kill yourself.
And because we've thought of everything.
my eyeballs are too pointy.