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If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number.
All right. Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
Yeah. Like-- Yeah! Okay. Great. Okay. Let-Let's just try that again. Okay? Come on.
Hey, pal. I assure you. If I tried any funny stuff, you would be in hysterics.
Ohhh! Urp! (stomach gurgles)
-Are we in India yet? - No.
- Ooh-ooh! - There she is.
- I don't want to live anymore! Oh! - Give me that wiener!
" La la la la la " Well, time to replenish the hot-dog roller.
Ooh! Stomach churning! (STOMACH RUMBLES)
[Crying Continues]
It turns out the rest home was adequately heated.
Well, that was a big bust.
- That sounds like the resume of a Hollywood movie star. - Uh, yeah, well-- Huh!
- Well, [ Chuckles ] I-I've said too much. - Welcome aboard.
Hey. Come on. Hey-ey-ey! Hey, get over here! Okay. Now, you're you, I'm me.
Oh, yeah! You know, I studied your old security tapes.
from a tightly wound convenience-store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter?
Hey, there's still time. Let's hug him again.
I can't lie to myself, you know. I do miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Jiminy Cricket! Whoo! Expired ham.
to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.
Bowels clenching.
Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song!
Yo, check this out. Black guys drive a car like this.
And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles.
- Uhh. - Oy.
You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet...
"Let's hurl a bricky-mart"
(CONTINUES SOBBING)