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You broke our hearts.
♪ You say your prayers
One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew.
This expresses how loudly I love you!
taken from the buttocks of my grandmother,
- Aw, heck, yeah. - Nice.
Welcome.
I invited her to move in with me.
My wife did it.
Oink the pigs.
Oh, and look out for that pesky mole!
- Phillip got this for me? - Sure.
Sorry, folks, the judges are totally swamped.
Like, three years ago. You saved this?
- You've got a regional manager. - The power source.
- The yearbook picture! - Yes.
Okay, all right, well, here's the song.
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- I belt on my time! - ♪ Casey Deeeeee-eeean
If he is your son,
Remember, I was never here.
Is...
Dwight?
♪ Dance
- Mm-hmm. - Get the sheep baa-ed.
Floor's up for grabs. Meredith has been hogging the can.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that.
And you obviously don't need me.
And he eats the same kind of paper I do.
Run! Run for your life!
I can tell by your gorgeous,
Engaged to be married to an actual milkmaid.
Listen, all right, thank you very much. We're not interested.
We've all been waiting! Okay.
Dwight?
Nonsense.
Which is, of course...?
- am I right? - A thousand times more.
Thank you.
Go get 'em, honey.
She's Young, She's beautiful. Genes so clean you could lick them
♪ Daylight deals a bad hand ♪
- I did. I felt it. - Big time.
It's not the KGB, but
- Yeah. - And that was fun. But
that child needs to be accorded what is his.
I'm giving you the silence treatment.
Not interested.
but it's doable.
I wanted to leave quietly. It seemed dignified.
Yeah!
And go ahead.
Her family admires me. My family tolerates hers.
- Guys. - Because whenever I pack the bag,
who saw an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial
- I'm just gonna have to go to the store. - Okay, you go to the store.
- No horseplay. - Stop it.
- On a roll much? - I don't know where it came from.
Meredith, what number am I thinking of right now?
"Mr. Halpert, your wife called to find out
♪ no matter what they say ♪
There's no Turkish ambassador to Armenia.
and I just feel like you're giving up so much.
and I'll meet you at Poor Richard's in an hour.