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both newsstand and subscription.
Lois should be used to disappointment.
I Bet Don King is Lickin, Suckin and Fukkin Yo Daddy, Yo Auntie, Yo Uncle and Yo Cousin Too Better Yet Me and My Nigga Jimmy Both Bet Don King is making a Only in America Sex Tape With Yo Mama and Yo Cousin Too With his Hairy Dick
There they are.
- Bottom feeder? - Why were you having lunch with her?
I've taken a job on the Coast.
Or not.
Really? Then why don't work with her, too?
So tell me. What's next for Preston Carpenter?
Two page-one stories in as many days. You should be very proud of yourself.
or personally...
Forget it. I'm not feeling them anymore.
They're on their way.
That's very tempting, but like I say, I'm pressed for time.
Where have you been?
Now, who knows what's wrong with this picture?
Me?
Nice try.
Yes. Excuse me, will you?
I want you to go all out.
It's Clark here that turns to mush every time Linda's around.
He's already written the editorial. He's just waiting for your exclusive report.
So, Linda, what paper are you going to work with on the Coast?
Why not? You say yes to her party and yes to her lunch...
the ceremonial exchange from the Kingdom of Omer to the United States.
And Lois...
I'll be right back.
Excuse me, Daily Planet. What are you doing here?
Perry, I just got off the phone.
- What do you think... - Mr. Secretary.
before he pulls the trigger on whatever he has planned.
Sort of like this?
Running for President?
You said that about Superman. What is it with you?
That's not it. What else could it be?
No, I'm not. And one more thing. Stay away from Superman.
Preston Carpenter is a very powerful man, period.
- Don't look at her. - Lois, what a surprise. You're Clark's date.