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then, then the future won't be so bad,
On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative.
you might just wanna stop for a second and think about how crappy the future really is!
The people in the future speak a complete mix of English,
All right, children, the school board has mandated that I must now teach class in both present-day English and Futurespeak.
Oh, but that's the problem! Those goobacks are taking our jobs!
Take the first step and you will see the future-
Aw-awwww.
I want a Goddamned cheeseburger and some Goddamned fries you fucking goobacks!
If you want your share of the money, then you're gonna shovel snow like the rest of us!
How about fifteen dollars?
How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future,
Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.
We're doing it!
Has he come to deliver a cure for cancer?
Aaand there are intransitive verbs, such as
When i Oder in burger kigy
Take the first step and you will see the future-
All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening?
They took yer jarb!!
This is bullcrap! I ain't standin' for this!
the problem is America. It is our greedy multinational corporations that keep everyone else in poverty.