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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Mmm, not bad, Randy. Not bad at all. Thank you, chef.
Let's go, Chet, chop-chop.
While we sit here dying of thirst.
...to even gaze upon, to find all phone numbers...
Aw, man, I'm fricking starving.
Time to get your distracting tits off my line
Take it or leave it, dude.
And what's so important about a stupid goldfish?
Oh, I'm gonna go make a big pitcher of melon balls.
"Publicity whore" isn't hyphenated so why-- Why the shit...
Anyway, those ISIS idiots are doing security...
A flagrant violation of my sworn duty, for which my recompense will be?
Well, we didn't have to fight for a cab.
...in the restaurant tonight.
If you can't turn that into promo gold, you should honestly consider suicide.
You're the one who dropped it. Why do I have to clean it up?
Yes.
Soto drive people away, basically. Those people.
...are you maggots not prepping? I-- Wait, are you doing a bumper?
Keep trying.
Great, so it's give him a handjob or change up my whole Sunday routine?