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from the State Department and Albania.
Yes, you, in fact, did, and said recompense will, in fact, be a handjob.
Okay, let's get Casteau before he-- He's gone.
Yeah, the show's called Bastard Chef.
She means Randy. Can I borrow you?
People in hell want ice water
It is like peeling an onion with you. Right? Oh, wait.
...but if they were gonna tip 20 percent, I just hosed myself.
Okay, bye.
If I'd known I couldn't get a table, I would have never agreed to do security.
...whereas I am sous chef, which means shut your face and mop up the damn yogurt.
L... They won't broadcast this episode...
Mmm, Chef Randy, this is the best tavé kosi I ever tested. I--
Why do they need security, anyway?
Food is what a dog eats, or a tourist.
No, Lana, I'm talking about aubergines.
I'm not cutting out their eyeballs. Not with that. Use a melon baller.
What? Nothing. Here, have mine.
I would never allow a monkey in my restaurant.
Besides not knowing if I should add an 18-percent gratuity?
And I need you to focus...
Oh, eat a dick. That's "Eat a dick, chef."
Oh, there's toast? Give me that. But, chef, why?
Besides I said so? They're booked.
Nice. Man, you should have been a chef. Oh. Pshaw.
Why is there yogurt fricking soup all over my spotless fricking kitchen?
I feel I am home in Albania.
Casteau must've put poison mushrooms in the-- Pam!
Just wait until you try my tavé kosi. Oh! Tavé kosi is my most favorite.