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Wait, a dog ate a tourist? What? That was ambiguously worded.
...I'd love to go over the-- Menu, I know, let's--
Yes. Please.
- Keep trying. - Ugh!
...but when those State Department dweebs see just how good ISIS really is...
Bon appétit.
Want me to prep the 'shrooms? No, you do the aubergines.
...and it's clear. That's the good news.
What is this? Sumer in the 30s?
Suit yourself. But trust me, you are gonna want a melon baller.
Remind me not to piss you off.
I so can't relate to that.
the same
And way, way more importantly...
Tell him, Chi.
No, I started with the freshest ingredients, like--
...and got ISIS hired to do security.
Chet! Onions!
Oh. I'm doing a special seating for diplomats
Should you be flaming in here? You know...
The only threat around here is-- Dying of thirst, apparently.
Okay. But I am not spitting in your face.
If Chet gets his incompetent thumb out of his equally incompetent ass!
And here you are, Mr. Ambassador. I prefer to be called Your Excellency.