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I'm sorry. I mean the state fair.
[ Tires Screeching ]
## [ Call To The Post ]
- [ Announcer] And the winner-Furious D! - [ Bell Rings ]
No problem. sir. It's in my car.
No. man. They spat at me and-
- Guff? - I mean sh-
Well. he's not gonna be intimidated anymore.
Hmm. Should the Simpsons get a horse?
[ Screams. Gasps ]
You're quite a trainer. Mr. Simpson. Care to join us for a beer in the jockeys' lounge?
In this announcer's opinion. almost certainly yes. And away I go.
- [ Door Slams ] - [ Tires Squeal ]
- But you can't see it all in one day. - Hey. be quiet.
aw man no guff GUFF?!
[ Slurping ]
The Star Wars Oh No, In Star Wars Wars
- What do you want me to do? - #Your horse must lose #
What a shame the race is already over.
the proper response to anything mark driscoll says
I hate to be a killjoy. but do you really think...
[ Scoffs ] ''Stars and Stripes Forever.'' Oh. man. they're toast.
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Could it be? In a bizarre twist, a horse is abusing a jockey.
- [ Whinnies ] - Yeah. she's the best.
Hello. I'd like to speak to President Clinton. please.
- You must die! - [ Shouting Continues ]
Makes me think I should have done something with my life. Oh. well. [ Slurps ]
At least you don't have to feed any of the stuff I bought at the fair.
- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Man Announcing On R.A.] And away they go!
Uh-oh. This is a serious medical problem. I-I gotta go.
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Would you look at this? The straggler. Duncan...
Why are you talking like that?
Pearls. eh?