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So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both.
Where did you learn all of this? Internet.
But I just want to declare publicly that I trust him completely
This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome.
People who would jump to conclusions can redeem themselves.
Take your hand off my cunt Dwight. You're making me sick to my stomach.
Who? Justin Timberlake?
In prison you are somebody's bitch.
I'm so horny
KEVIN: Okay, Michael, come on, let us out.
Pam, should I go for it?
Yeah, yeah, well Thank you, Ashley. Tanks.
Unless they mean Andrew. Convicted rapist
The worst thing about Rt. 3 was the dementors.
Andy?
As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit,
(HUMMING A LULLABY)
rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally, I agree with that.
We have a rebate from the Federal Work Opportunity Program
You like that?
Okay, it's someone named Martin Nash. Yeah!
I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,
I live to frolf.
So, you all wanna know what I was in for?
A reformed convict, and I'm not sure.
Yeah? What? Quick question. Do you play the guitar?
Lead off with that. Okay...
MICHAEL, WHY DON'T WE GET OUTDOORS TIME?
No! Be cool, be cool!
Hey hey hey hey. That's just the way we talk in the clink.