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You got married. You were like, what, 8?
- I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Can't believe what I'm hearing
"Anyway.."
Go ahead. Thank you.
I just thought he was nice, you know?
Ever since she left me..
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
I did.
So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?
The machine cut me off again. Anyway..
It's the best thing to happen to you!
- No, I gotta go home sometime. - Are you gonna be okay?
Give her a break. It's hard being on your own.
If I don't input those numbers it doesn't make much of a difference.
I'm gonna go get one of those job things.
there.
- Which goes where? - I have no idea.
You can't live off your parents.
Sorry.
The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel.
I JUST FEEL LIKE SOMEONE REACHED DOWN MY THROAT GRABBED MY SMALL INTESTINE, PULLED IT OUT MY MOUTH
Try to think of nice, calm things.
Yeah.
See!
"I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it."
Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
Or he just complains a lot?
I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.
Come on, you're going out with guy
I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother.