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And now it's like there's one guy who's horrible to me,
Wait! No! No!
I'm afraid your son is the leader, Ms. Cartman.
Don't listen to them, kids.
You can't leave me, Satan.
Don't listen to them, kids.
You have to go to school.
Yeah, I don't remember him saying anything about this.
Jesus, ixnay on the ool-skay.
Kenny! You have to tell us about Hell!
that's why I brought somebody else.
Look, I just need to talk with God. Is he around?
I'm just... I'm sorry.
Sister Anne is a blasphemer!
so I'd like to hear what those things are so that I can work on them.
The only thing of yours that's larger in size is your big fat ass!
Wow, that really sucks.
and go back to school.
- Come on! - You're here forever!
for it is the afterlife we have concerned ourselves with,
Just let me grab something real quick.
We are saving your daughter from the clutches of Hell, sir!
That sounds great, but I really gotta go.
Would you like to stay for some cookies and punch?
Previously, on South Park...
Oh, God!
I need closure.
No, come back!
Satan,
I just don't know what I'm gonna say.
Chris is a great person. He is the one I want to be with now!
"but that which comes out of the mouth defileth a man."
I share my feelings and I keep my mind open about everything.
And I have to focus on Chris now.
Can everybody hear me?
We have now travelled over 2,000 miles
- I love you, Satan. - I love you, too, Saddam.
Many of you knew Kenny McCormick.
They killed Kenny!
Yes, the Mormons were the correct answer.
Stephen, no!
And now I am receiving a message directly from God!
No! No!
Now, walk, Timmy!
So, now, I'd like to quickly introduce your new ruler and master for eternity,
Where are we?
- Right, right. - Do you have a couple minutes
- Come join us! - Yes, let's go!
If you do not live your life for him,