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He had sins that he didn't confess!
I realise that some things about me bother you,
Bring up the next person!
I haven't spoken to God in, like, 5,000 years.
- Hallelujah! - Timmy!
Thine church is almost completeth.
Go throw a football around, for Christ's sake!
No, Saddam, I told you,
Not this time, I asked a favour of an old friend of mine to let you in.
It looks like we have about 8,615 of you newbies today.
Well, here's $50 for the gas.
and now he's scaring the hell out of everyone.
I was a practising Jehovah's Witness.
- What? - What?
Dude, that seems kind of weird.
Okay, let's walk.
Now you're starting to hurt my feelings.
I mean, can't you just say,
Really? So, then, what are you doing here?
Hey, I've gotta try, Richie!
and then one guy who's really nice to me,
It was our departed friend, Kenny,
- Actually, I'm just stopping by. - Well, you picked a great time.
Do you wish to mount your unholy war against Heaven?
but I'm not sexually attracted to at all.
Oh, forgive us, Lord, for our sins!
I know you won't listen to me,
Yes! Praise the Lord!
Yes, I can!
Suck my balls!
God bitch-slapped him right to the fiery depths of Hell!
Let's see, Matthew 15:11.
And now, Chris and Saddam just keep killing each other over and over,
Well, there is one person who I always used to ask when I needed advice.
- Oh, my God! - What?
That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist.