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- Kiss my ass, pigs!
You didn't sell any. You're fired.
Morning. Wood. Morning. Wood. Morning-
What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
She walked into a door.
Okay, uh, uh- I like it when you place your documents face down.
Yes, now. I already hired the painters.
Well, the neighbor said this guy's already on house arrest for D.U.I.
It's about time, Hayley. Who the hell areyou?
- I give up. - Things a fax machine would say.
Genius, it's me. Styled the wig myself.
Thank God! I just want to go upstairs, and sleep this off, and-
You'd be torn asunder! But so great is my confidence in Agent Smith...
- Cops already?
[ Offiicer Continues Screaming]
My bitchy sister on that awful Jim Belushi abortion.
andhe's the dumb guy!
Good morning.
- How was your first day on the job? - Great!
- I'm gonna crush you! - Ooh, you're my nemesis!
- Hey, have you been up all night? - God, is it morning already?
I mean, worse than the roughest gay pornoyou ever had to do...
Got it! Rah-rahs like hunkyjocks, right?
Sir, can you explain this?
- Be careful around her, pal. - What a nice guy.
Hmm. Got it!
- Attempted murder?
I might as well giveyou a conjugal visit.
The court order says I'm not allowed to leave the house.