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Guess I can fire off a couple of reversal Candles
Can, um, we get those margaritas that we ordered a while ago as well?
“Back to work. Back to work, everybody.
Oh, shit.
Goddamn bright out here.
Hello?
Dennis is in the bathroom, and he's been there for, like, an hour!
Well, with an attitude like that, you can wait another half an hour, buddy.
Oh, no. No, no, don't bash. l-l-I'll come out.
'Cause the funny part comes at the end, so you're going to miss it if you don't-
We have a certain chemistry that got us here to begin with. We don't need to start-
Hang on a second. I got this guy. I got my man right here.
Okay, my son.
[ Frank ] Big, fat titties. Big, fat ass.
I'm sorry. I said it. Look, can we just do what we normally do?
Look, dude, I don't have time for these shenanigans. All right? I need sleep.
before I use it. That goes without saying.
so if you could just be patient and let me get it out.
[Sniffs]
I was mapping out my successful lifestyle- you know, champagne, sailing.
Mmm.
The original what? S-Superhero.
Clearly, the success of the bar has proved that I have achieved physical perfection.
I'm fat.
The point is, six weeks later, they dropped a bomb on me.
I need to maintain a certain level of excellence,
Dennis! Where are you, bud? Company meeting!
Cook the meat immediately.
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Please leave.
See, Mac and I run the hottest bar in Philadelphia,
All of us, including you,
I was hungry! I was hungry! Don't laugh at me!
While you were planning all of this, I came up with an amazing idea...
So, really, I'd like to confess on them, because they're sinners and pricks.
- Lazy's a sin, right? - Uh, you mean sloth?
Am I right? I mean, it's like- Excuse me? Excuse me.
They're not just any replacements.