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Okay, Father, I'll try, but I can't promise anything 'cause I'm pretty excitable.
Oh, my God!
Deandra, you got to- All you have to do is hold the pigeon.
I'm sorry, Father. I have enough.
All my- All my funny jokes and stuff that I throw out.
(ugh) no….
So really, I’d to confess on my Dad because he’s a sinner
- I'm as big as my avatar. - What's an avatar?
- Six weeks. - Great.
You're so fat, and,uh- Oh, big, fat, big, fat.
You've been waiting half an hour? Half an hour?
Do you want to watch Kung Fu Panda on Blu-ray- Excuse me.
You know what, Father? I'm just going to plow ahead.
I could pass them through if you want some.
Also, I'm pro-abortion, so I'm probably going straight to hell.
Are you eating in there?
I understand none of it.
Father, when Peter did the statue of David, he wasn't just hammering at pebbles.
Hmm? Okay, if you keep making the right decisions over time,
- Guys, we may have tipped. - Uh-oh.
so I can't have you telling me terrible ideas all night,
and Dennis can pour more acid on his face.
You're the one who wanted the, uh, two Coors Lights and the gin and tonic. Right?
The point is that I'm not going to let the bar down.