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"Let me show you how it works."
Otherwise, we will file out quietly.
You were designed to alert schoolchildren about snow days and such.
Let's just call it "smell you later."
on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
You'll be so sorry when you realize...
First you're going to give back everything you've stolen.
Oh, yes. Uh-
- Hey, what's this thing? - Huh? Oh, that's an auto-dialer.
[Tires Screeching]
See? You do have a tender side.
But instead he's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years.
and I don't think he ever will be.
[Thinking] He's not like anybody I've ever met.
"Guess who likes you."
A Twizzler is not a sprinkle.
Nelson doesn't know what he's missing.
- Uh, I guess I was. - You lied to me.
- [Gasps] Wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir. - What do you mean?
Oh you think the Phillies losing is funny? I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny
Cram it. You're dead.
[Sirens Continue]
A kiss doesn't mean anything if it's dishonest.
But those women are quitters!
Oh, yeah. I'm a superstar.
“Snake does standing for happening tray?”
2 x 11 x 17 = 374
[Stifles Laugh] No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Well, l- I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?