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Why are you making me do this stupid trick?
Look, I- I'm sorry if, uh-
Was it a comfortable ride around the school yard on the shoulders of the children?
Okay, great. Well, thank you so much.
It's based, of course, on the well-known story of the Earl of Flanning's manservant, Percy,
Actually makes some sense.
This gonna work its way around to a "thank you," ladies?
Claire, spontaneous human combustion is very rare.
who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team...
It was a disaster, Mitchell. They hated me.
Thanks. I think I just wanna try this escape.
That's right, my friends.
Ugh! I hate it here!
Thank you very much.
Anyway, my buddy Dizzy Brindizzi saw it,
Relax your arms, roll your shoulders forward,
Why are you so mean lately? Is something going on with you?
Because we're late? No, we're, like, a minute late.
That's what I love about our marriage.
Rope ladder works. Least someone followed protocol.
I don't think it's about throwing it away.
Hey, take that Segway tour. That's a great way to see the city.
and the black arts of the Butler's Escape.
You've been snoring. But I got you these nasal strips.
So, with just a few more minutes left-
I mean, I shouldn't complain. My wife's a knockout.
And you're loud. It's like sleeping with Rush Limbaugh.
And, Jay, have a great trip to San Francisco.
I know we've bought a lot of magic stuff,