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You just rest, Kyle.
Mmmmmmmmm
many who have never held a weapon, must now fight for their very lives.
but Jesus and Hell are real!
Look, I know this seems like an impossible task,
sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on.
We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over,
- What are you doing? We need Santa! - I'm trying!
Oh why look, it's me. And...
Sector two?
Now our final battle will take place.
Get off of me!
- Stop that nuke! - Stop that nuke!
affected your lives more than most real people in this room?
Oh, look! It's Kyle sucking my balls!
that imaginary things are officially not real,
It's over! I don't have to suck your balls!
We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but...
That's right, Steven, yeah.
- Come on, Butters, time to get up. - Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream!
I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,
Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack.
But then the terrorists attacked. And so many of us were killed.