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Ever since she moved out,
But I'm starting to wonder if we can ever really just be friends.
on fake history, so...
Don't-don't touch my face.
Yup.
unless it's an issue of health, national security,
We're moving in together!
I think your stories are way too long.
through the sacred vows of a Bro Oath,
between Robin and I for weeks.
How can we make it up to you, buddy?
I'd been crashing in university housing.
who had swindled Barney out of quite a bit of cash.
What do you mean?
Just remind me after The Broath.
and I want them to keep an open mind,
They're gonna... yeah, they're gonna love my stories.
Uh, craziest sex-in-public story; I'll start.
Wait for it.
You would not believe what I pay.
That was supposed to be a surprise for Barney.
Thank you for being so cool about what I do.
how's the search for a sub-letter going?
I go bareback with this same slut.
is that you felt the need to lie about me.
Oh, yeah, it's beautiful.
Remember New Year's Eve?
Wait, what does that have to do with you and me?
Let's focus.
Or make the monkeys dance for you.
Is it okay if I put out the hummus, bunny face?