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Oh, you can stay, too. He's got a big place.
Okay? And we're shipping more now than we ever have.
First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation.
No, I mean, you guys really seem to have a strong connection.
You've been here ten years, dawg.
I mean, I wasn't going to do anything, but then...
You're gonna play it like this?
(CLEARING THROAT)
Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what.
At the very least, it's bisexual.
How will we get home?
So, you going to start dating Halpert then?
Michael, he's your branch's HR rep...
Win, win, win.
Thank God. Yeah.
Michael? Here's the $15 I owe you.
Wait a minute, you broke up our wedding for the guy.
That's a surprise. Okay.
I heard you might need it, so...
Boy, I... No.
Fourteen.
PAM: I really don't want to talk about it.
Wow.
And I'm picking up all of his slack,
Why don't you tell me why you think you deserve a raise.
I don't remember.
and not the nunchakus or the throwing stars.
No, it's...
I wasn't here. So I haven't really heard the whole story.
and go into their normal jobs,
He's coming in later to pick it up.
I was thinking tonight we could read it together.
What? I talked to corporate
No.
I got a cousin who lives down there.
So what do I do?
I saw the perpetrator advance towards the victim at a high rate of speed.
What's your angle?
and he's like an eel.
so I think I should be compensated fairly by getting a raise.
That's ridiculous. I'm never going to...
Good stuff?
Oh, yeah, I can totally help you with that.
And then your assistant is all young and hot and I...
Right now, we can offer you a six-percent raise.
That's 'cause of you, Mike.
Not anymore. It's completely over now.
So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit.
Today? All right, well, if you want to do it today,
rendering him utterly and completely disabled.
That's a hero.
KAREN: So, do you want to see it or not?
the same way I graduated from Cornell.
It was insane.