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- Holy shit! - Sweet Jesus!
You can "leaf" the drying to the Salad Tosser.
Oh, my God.
You're like the son I never kept.
I appreciate you helping me out, even though if this thing works,
♪ But you wouldn't do it ♪
from a toll booth lady on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
- I pour my heart out to you and this is... - No, Bob, not you! Me!
Just whiskey and weed.
- You won't get away with this. - We will take you to court.
Thanks, Smokey, but I think I know what I'm doing.
Here's the coffee you wanted.
because that's what friends do.
Put your party pantsuits on, girls! We did it!
Don't forget your Me-Paper, you racist fuck.
Keep shoving till it goes away.
They're not supposed to do it any day.
Anybody moves, the next one is in his head!
When have I ever disappointed you?
I'm the CEO of the airline.
I sure as hell did.
Tell that Ho! To have the mailman fetch her Rice-a-roni
I'm really sorry I ruined your party.
- Not if I gut you like a deer first. - Okay. Okay.
You could go back to college.