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little thingamajig, so you kick it to the clam upstairs.
♪ When I feel the air I feel that life is very good to me ♪
I didn't have a shirt, then her boobs were sticking out,
I can't go back there.
Yes, it is.
Thanks a lot, fucker!
A revolutionary new device that spin-dries wet lettuce.
- # Oh, no # - # Wouldn't put you through it #
One night, she came over looking for my mom, but my mom wasn't home.
Ooh, I smell cherries.
I won't, I swear.
No, it's not okay. You're messing with our hijacking!
♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪
Thank you!
Well, thank God we didn't put that stupid mug into production.
and still have sex with you when you don't shower for weeks
This is why I don't come to your fucking house on Sunday.
I know. I heard everything you said.
That resonates!
- Frank! - Dad!
who will just happen to be here, filling the rubber machine.
Just a quick loan, honey.
The fifth hijacking this week is taking place in our own backyard.
Well, maybe the airline can raise your kids,
- # Yeah # - # Didn't have to keep it #
Put a mouth on a sausage, you fucking splooge socket!
after getting fired on Christmas.
First step is giving up drugs.
- Frank! - Sue?
I'd like to present a new product I'm fond of.
♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪
- Not in Texas. - Hey! What y'all doing here?
Latex, my dear
Guys, I'm sorry. I got to go see Sue.
Go ahead. Say your prayers.
without somebody holding its paws.
You know, you didn't have to take me to the emergency room like that,
- FBI! - Keep your hands where I can see them!
it means I won't be able to drive for you anymore.
everybody looking at me like I have a fatal disease.
I guess the universe was trying to send me a signal.
And to think I complimented you on your rack.
- It's not your fault. - It's not?
Have you come to... save somebody's life?
You get out The street
Get ready to go in. Forty percent survival rate is acceptable.