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And my mom is my wife! Go USA!
Do you want us to do a dance?
- Who's firing at us? - Not "who." "What." Look.
is gonna be done in 20 minutes.
BOB: Yes, NASA. A very smart space-- science person named...
- So nude. - Oh, no.
and probably wears a tank top.
where all the security and stuff is.
Uch! Turkey again?
and the plane landed safely.
-Hey, Gene. -GENE: Nah.
LOUISE: Get down!
Alright, I Get To Live A Normal Life Oh No, I Forgot That I’m Grease Intolerant
Oh. Oh, no. Gene.
Sippee-ki-yay, mother-barfer.
But later I got the fuck up and I was gonna eat some fish & chips to become a true Anglophile
From this day forward, no one will eat pears,
was giving an important speech in a foreign land.
GENE: Just keep it PG-Flirteen, huh?
GENE: I think I pooped out the part
You guys are, uh, excited about
life on Earth as we know it.
GENE: Uh, plus, I'm pretty sure wheat
What do you mean, "which Gene?" Our son Gene.
I forgot to throw this old chicken parmesan out.
The United States government just asked us to save the world.
That's from, like, two weeks ago.
Is President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher secure yet?
but it could make itself invisible so they couldn't see
Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch I Just Ate Some Fish & Chips & Now I Have Very Bad Explosive Diarrhoea
Aw, poop. [gasps] Pears!
♪ I need all of you, I need your breast and thigh meat ♪
And we should probably help you tell it,
You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 1234567890987654321 years
I know you're gonna eat that turkey now.
- No. - Ugh! It's bad enough
even the one who doesn't do property stuff.
- Thank you, Father. - Okay, it's time for the test.
So, Bread-ator. It's like Predator, but made of bread?
along the edge of the Melted Butter River.
Gene, fuck no, definitely don't eat that. you’re grease intolerant, do you wanna get violently sick?
Ooh. I look good.
Gene, go to bed.
BOB: And then Gene Marinara
My story is about pears.