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- Don't rub it in! - Sorry, sorry.
- Um, what? - Mom was Gene's wife in my story.
If you can eat fish & chips for 30 minutes without puking or having liquid shit Then You Can Live A Normal Life
Why would Gene from the bank come to our dinner?
He, uh, you know, he had to take off his helmet,
So, it was Thanksgiving Day, 1987.
TINA: So President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher
It's our system and it works.
- GAYLE: Gayle! - BOB: Fine.
You know the drill.
- [splashing] - It's coming out of everywhere!
Not yet, and we've just received a message from the pears.
GENE: Well, I hope nothing goes wrong on this flight.
- [weapon fires] - No...!
It is, kind of. You'll see.
And I thank the people of Apple-achia for welcoming me
Mr. President, I understand. Be careful.
Your bread is buttered.
♪ Turkey, I need you beside me ♪
all the new, innovative menu stuff
- Pause for laughter. - [laughter]
and they'd like to try to convince you
And that was the end. Until the sequel.
And everyone was fine, and Gene was fine
- Bread dough? - It's rising, don't touch it.
♪ I need all of you, I need your breast and thigh meat ♪
- Tina! - Yep, yep, moving on.
- BOB: Chicken parmesan, Gene. - Oh.
The recipe called for apples, but I used pears.
GENE: It's okay, Dad, you can go eat.
- Seems like the best plan. - Just have fun with it.
- What? - Huh? - What?
All I need is a jet pack and a napkin.
He's gonna eat us and I like it.
You know, 'cause we're pears.
And as soon as you pass that sip test,
So at the NASA, a bunch of people decided...
That doughboy is about to step into the oven.
GENE: Because if I can't love it, I have to hate it, Father.
Come on, follow me. Let's move.