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We can fix that.
See, that's the thing about trying to have your cake and eating it, too.
Time just flies when you're dry-humping your way through three pairs of cords.
- I hope not. - Splendid.
I mean, come on, even Jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past.
When have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill?
Fancy.
Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.
Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?
van-driving, vomit-cleaning, no-good, confounded,
We call this a brain trust, and I'm the one with all the solutions.
but nothing will be resolved if we don't get our issues out in the open.
I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of your painful humiliation.
You blew me off tonight to be with some random girl?
I did it.
And how'd you do that?
Four stories and not a scratch. What are you made of?
Wait, why did we just go out if you already have his car?
I lost my hair in eighth grade.