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Devils goal! Stephane Richer scores from just inside the blue line.
Matza
Mr. Kramer, thanks for coming.
...when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel.
The answer is, A Monkey
Nobody wants somebody that loves them.
I'd like to say it once to someone that can actually hear it!
- What are you telling him for? - What?
There's something in the air
So you don't like the face-painting. I just won't paint it anymore.
It's the playoffs
Well...
I will never understand people.
...to thank you for the tickets.
He thinks he saw the devil.
...that he's mad at me because he didn't get the day-after thank-you?
Alec Berg. He's got a good John Houseman name.
I gotta go home and change before the game. I'll be back. We'll make out.
Oh, I'm there.
I gotta get a suit cleaned. I have a funeral on Friday.
- What? - Yeah, her boss told me...
Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime?
...because, really, what else can they do?
- Hey. - Hey, I forgot to tell you.
Yeah.
- Hey. - Hey.
All right. Thanks again.
There really has been no development in toilet paper.