mom please go to bed you booholuppmoihper! ok i'll go to bed then you bowooobutiiepprpboohuperer!

I was in beauty pageants, and I needed a talent

mom what does it mean when lou goes sniiccikkckcklezzles? it means he wants to poke his eyes ut in the circus and become a zombie.

mom what does it mean when the pgieons go coo coo coopoo coosing coo coo coo coo cooing coo? it means they want to eat lots of ibm hardware by 2029.

yes beryl grandmasnellsial? what do you want? i want to retire with me teeth snok snok out of confucktion and boing boing sprill waoeori ruekek depdoiu and faye riell and goy uorokingtoff.

what did amar sharma used to say? oh i'm so horrible to you i canot trust the electricity!

mom what does it mean when pep goes roo a rooo raw a rak hoom? it means he really recommends an escape room.

Children’s beauty pageants are an American tradition. But not a proud one.

Children’s beauty pageants are an American tradition. But not a proud one.

Jed on the Bachelorette Finale Listen. Are we going to talk about anything beside the lies I told you?

I keep forgetting to enter that

what did taj billie and zain dagleish used to say? basically i won't feel like i'm not gonna recommend it.

May I ask, what was your talent? I packed a suitcase.

I can be idiotic for $8,000.

eh uh uh uh uh (organ grinder sounds) uh eh uh uh eh uh uh! sheesh! girl i'm about to have a panic attack! i did the work it didn't work! that you've been hurt goddahm it g to me?

if i catch disteria how would i do an escape room at mystic clue rivervale? well most parts would already be skipped for you and there's a 50/50 chance of coming into contact with anything and i guess you'd still ask for a hint and still manage to virtually do it.