“And Eliza make happy reunion with dear old Uncle Thomas, blessed little Eva, mischief maker Topsy, and faithful lover George, who is looking like Angel to Eliza.” How is it so far Louise? Good. Dad’s playing as Simon, and you’re playing as Uncle Thomas now.

Gene, come on. Topsy is one of the daughters. I’m playing Topsy. You’re a terrible person to play as Topsy Louise. Topsy is a mischief maker, and you aren’t. I wanna play as Topsy, cause I’m a trouble maker.

Your Small House of Uncle Thomas idea is a great idea. Cause Aunt Francine loves that part in The King and I. All right. Mom narrates the story, just like Tuptim does in the musical. And I’ll make our cast list and write down what Mom’s supposed to say.

Amber, I do not find it funny that you think it’s okay for you to treat your sister and her friends like that. It’s unacceptable behavior. Clio, you’re good, but don’t listen to them. And as for you Hildegard, your behavior’s unacceptable. You treat others the way you want to be treated.

Okay. Gene and Louise, what do you mean that "Uncle Cleveland chooses either crayons or blocks?" Well, Roberta and Rallo were having a fight over what they should play with first, crayons or blocks? And Aunt Francine did that stupid "Chicky-Chucky game", to trick them in who should go first.

I'm gonna keep this brief because I really do want to make a full-on cinematic disaster review of this movie. And I know I say that I'm gonna do a full review on a lot of movies, only to procrastinate and never get to them, but there are very few movies I feel as passionately about as Chicken Little.

Sometimes I worry... if I date a guy... I might look like a phony if I use this... Not at all! Whatever you identify as is what you ARE. No matter who you date! And if that changes... that happens too! But... You don't owe ANYONE ANYTHING who questions you! It's YOUR business!

Kids, I just got a call from Cindy Williams, and she said you guys are invited to go to a sleepover with her and Penny Marshall to watch Red White & Boom, and do cool stuff like that. Wonder if any good music will play during the fireworks.

i'm not asleep as john evans is and i can do what i need with that, you hear that??? i'll just make george hungover and gamble kfc vomit colors at crown metropol till george's marriage to faye ends. and then i'll have it in debt to reaware reincarnation till it grows out of yawning.

Lois, Joanie went through a phase where she thinks that we are talking to her. And she grew out of it. That’s nice. But what the cat and dogs did wasn’t a phase. If you tell stories with a story spinner, that would help them realize that when they do what they’re doing, there will be consequences.

Whatever the time of day, Mr Wolf and Little Wolf are always hungry! What can they eat that will satisfy their hunger? Could it be YOU?! Lots of snappy fun as we learn to tell the time in this fantastic finger puppet book.

welcome to obscourous books! so what are you here for? so you want to buy a book? and what kind of book are you after? and you're entering into hogwarts next year? let me see your booklist. Obscourous books aren't supposed to be doing these types of things. we could go defunct. and i once had charm your own cheese by miranda goshawk. but where? that's what i'd like to know.

judith shiendalin "shiendalies granny judge judy joody" you are a very old wrinkly grandma who lives in a retirement village with lots of boingkids! oh fucking thank you dear! i love being wrinkled to remember november is 11 yes all of the grannies got to siri and cortana and alexa and amazon echo yes got ya! yes take that emilda muzonda!

maybe my hair is over it's natural color i think i should dye it oh now you're doing as your told. maybe i should bleach all my natual color out of my hair. maybe you should that way if it looks bad at least you can shave it bald then you'll have to have a hair transplant.

no look here toxic lady you do not force me to marry faye and go boing boing! if i hear it again you'll be told off by georgette mallard! now go to your room and think about what you've done! but you do not speak to me like that regardless of how toxed or not i am! ok? now i'm taking all your smeXypronz and your Iway cookies and rOflcopters away! i'm gone and finished with you now!