Some tonkers’ meat. Bunch a bunch of cheese. Lotta lotta lettuce. Uh, a couple chicken nuggets. Maybe a few tomatoes. Uh… ketchup ketchup ketchup. Or maybe the whole thing. Uh… mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard. Alright, it’s ready!

Some tonkers’ meat. Bunch a bunch of cheese. Lotta lotta lettuce. Uh, a couple chicken nuggets. Maybe a few tomatoes. Uh… ketchup ketchup ketchup. Or

First bun then patty fallow by ketchup mustard pickles extra onions lettuce cheese tomato bun In that order

First bun then patty fallow by ketchup mustard pickles extra onions lettuce cheese tomato bun In that order

First bun then patty fallow by ketchup mustard pickles extra onions lettuce cheese tomato and bun In that order

First bun then patty fallow by ketchup mustard pickles extra onions lettuce cheese tomato and bun In that order

First bun then patty fallow by ketchup mustard pickles extra onions lettuce cheese tomato and bun In that order

First bun then patty fallow by ketchup mustard pickles extra onions lettuce tomato bun In that order

And finally the burger was finished. It had meat cheese lettuce tomatoes ketchup mustard and mayonnaise. See, I know that’s a lot. But we have a song to help us remember.

I want ketchup and mustard on hot dogs! And even a diet coke! No! That'll make you too fat!

Courtney’s brother was a brat Peg. Cause he put mustard on his own sister’s pancakes. When you put mustard on your pancakes, you would feel like barf. That’s gross! She also played a joke on him saying that they taste good. Not because she wanted to please him, it’s because she wanted to teach him a lesson.

Peggy I’m sorry. I really did watch Mustard Pancakes with Malcolm Reese and Dewey, and I enjoyed it. I was just so mad at you. That’s okay Lois. I wasn’t even thinking about pressing charges.

You’re just gonna make fun of me now? Is that how it’s gonna be? Yes, because Courtney’s stories on Mustard Pancakes are supposed to teach your kids to live a better life, not turn into a bad person like you and Al.

I’m not calling you out, I’m calling that show out! It was so lazy and unimaginative and it did nothing but bore me to sleep! Then if you thought Mustard Pancakes was boring, how come you are in the band?

Okay Lois. I screwed up. The first song is not “Mustard Pancakes”, it’s “The Up and Down Song”. Then after that is “The Singing King”. And then it’s “Mrs. McGillicutty’s Coming to Tea”. And then “Oh Silvery Moon”. And then we’ll go into “See How the Garden Grows”. Then “The Camel With a Runny Nose”.

Okay Lois. I screwed up. The first song is not “Mustard Pancakes”, it’s “The Up and Down Song”. Then after that is “The Singing King”. And then it’s “Mrs. McGillicutty’s Coming to Tea”. And then “Oh Silvery Moon”. And then we’ll go into “See How the Garden Grows”. Then “The Camel With a Runny Nose”.