Well I'd rather be dead in Nebraska than alive in Minnesota

I'd rather be dead in Colorado than alive in Arizona

Well, I'd rather be Dead in Google Workspace than Alive in Microsoft Exchange

-Well, I’d rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in New Jersey. -Touché.

I’d rather be dead in Pennsylvania than be alive in New Jersey

Well, I’d rather be dead in Chicago than alive in Arkansas

Well, I’d rather be dead in Illinois than alive in Minnesota.

Well, I’d rather be dead in Corvallis than alive in Gilbert.

-Well, I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

I rather be dead in Vancouver than alive in Calgary

Well, I’d rather be dead in California than alive in a mansion in Ohio.

I'd rather be dead in the pac-12 than alive in the big 12

Well I’d rather be dead in a Seattle Starbucks Than alive in Arizona

I’d rather be dead in Philadelphia Than alive in Kansas City

I'd rather be dead!