PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THE STAR VS. EPISODE CLEAVED, BECAUSE IT SUCKS AND KILLS OFF A LOT OF COOL CHARACTERS Instead you'll watch the episode Mathmagic, because it's way better

oh, so you play vs dave and bambi? come here fuckface i am going to beat you

PLEASE DO NOT PLAY RACE WITH RYAN, BECAUSE RYAN SUPPORTS KAPI! Instead you'll play spongebob squarepants: the cosmic shake, because it will be way better

scene in friday night funkin: the vs shard movie where everyone is looking in terror at bandu's bdsm foot findom porno (they all hate him and his porno)

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH RYAN'S MYSTERY PLAYDATE, BECAUSE RYAN SUPPORTS KAPI! Instead you'll watch spongebob squarepants, because it is way better

oh no giant shard from vs shard is giant and holding the earth in his hands! wait thats not half bad actually

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THE BOYS 2019, BECAUSE IT IS HOMOPHOBIC, ESPECIALLY SEASON 3! instead you'll watch the Incredibles, because it is way better

please do not watch quiet on set, because by doing so, you support david zaslav! Instead you'll watch futurama, because it is way better

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH AN ANT'S LIFE, BECAUSE IT IS A RIPOFF OF A BUG'S LIFE AND ANTZ! Instead you'll watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, because it is way better

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH BOB'S BURGERS, BECAUSE LINDA MADE A DIARRHEA JOKE! Instead, You'll watch Batman from 1966, because it is way better

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD 2022 EPISODE WEIRD GIRL, BECAUSE IT INTRODUCES A COOL NEW CHARACTER ONLY TO WRITE THEM OFF FOREVER IN THE END instead you'll watch literally any other episode, because it is way better

See that, this is my pornhub video camera You can record and fuck me and make a baby Oh hell yeah, when the sun goes down, the evening is coming, you can address fuck my pussy I’ll play my Nintendo switch and play at naked

and yes australians eat australian tv signals because they don't have anything better to do and they're harming themselves to death you know and it's just not coture. suit: they get up every saturday morning and eat the tv signals. no wonder they're zombies that take over earth and be evil they need to stop doing it. or else our economy is doomed.

ZOEY, IF THE FLOOR IS NOT CLEAN WHEN I GET TO FIVE, YOU WILL NOT SEE YOUR FRIENDS, OR USE YOUR PLAY CAR, OR PLAY VIDEO GAMES, OR WATCH WINNIE THE POOH, OR PLAY WITH ANY OF YOUR TOYS EVER!!! ONE... Zoey rolls her eyes and then picks up Dave's toys off the floor.

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THE LOST CITY ON DVD, BECAUSE IT OPENS WITH THE SHITTY HOLLYWOOD UNFILTERED PSA THAT MOCKS PEOPLE WITH NO FRIENDS! instead you'll watch it on 4d ultra hd or paramount+, because they don't have the psa. i'm not sure if the regular blu-ray has it

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH BOOGIE BEEBIES, BECAUSE IT BREAKS TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE NUTS! Next on CBeebies, Boogie Beebies Triple-Bill and then Boogie Beebies all day, Oh for Fucking Sake!