Team Umizoomi encourages preschoolers to count while developing early mathematics skills, and to discover how things work in the world around them.

Team Umizoomi encourages preschoolers to count while developing early mathematics skills, and to discover how things work in the world around them.

Team Umizoomi encourages preschoolers to count while developing early mathematics skills, and to discover how things work in the world around them.

Do you need their permission to mass email them sonny boy? me in the back: "omg, yes!"

Do you have ANY idea how much trouble you're about to be in, mister?

I know you’re not supposed to have them on some naked Briggs children. In Northern Ireland.

Now, where to begin? How about Once upon a time? How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things for the worst? Chicken Little.

See? You do the same thing too! You help them learn from their mistakes by telling them stories about what happened in your past! They're not stories Lois! It's advice!

Because I wanted to be! Elyse, I bet you tell Alex Mallory and Jennifer stories about life lessons to teach them. No, I just talk to them like Marion and Carol do to their kids.

Stan spanking Steve in three times. Now, go to your room. I do not approve of your methods! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. Also with us I have Owen, and Julia, and they are gonna lead us in giving Joan the Fort Wilderness Good Time Yell on three, here we go. One, two, three. Yee-haw! See Cyril? I told you they do that every year on their birthday.

and andria and maria do you hear from them still? no not since andria started doing private work with kat moir and maria went to do pole vaulting in texas.

I hate to tell you this, bro, but you do not have the quad strength to scale the facade at Citizen’s Bank Park

Pete and Gerry have settled down in a retirement community in the suburbs of the Phoenix metro area, playing pickleball with the other members and telling them about their days in tennis. Mary and Ellody are in Ottawa using their technology to track down the world's most wanted fugitives.

"I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls real soon! ... in heaven." How many times do I have to tell this kid chicken wings

Do you have any idea how annoying it is when you're to be doing a very stupid graduation speech in front of everybody in my precious science class? What a very stupid meme!