Lin, Malory actually asked every single girl to stand up? Every single girl that is a relative to her. She told me if I did it everybody else would too.

That’s one thing I can’t do Roger. Back up! When you’re a Smith, you don’t back up for nobody. Step aside Miss Buttercup! It’s time to wrap this mother up!

i only bonked the carbons when the tax goes by see every minute i hashtagged a cent i only #carbonbonkingtax when i feel me when i'm #carbonbonkingtax fuck me and i'm #carbonbonkingtax. all those carbons for you to tax hear that farting that emitting for you to tax for you to tax all that #carbonbonkingtax.

I asked her when she will be home and she told me... I need to do one that starts with P just before Mom gets home.

This is bulls! You just... You just yelled at me! Don't do that! Don't do that, you just tore up the food up! Gimme dis! Imma just go back, and get you your goddamn fries! Goddamn! Oh, god! This is taking too long! I need to use the bathroom!

Louise, a library is a quiet zone. Priscilla shushes like that to get someone talking quiet, Every time I see her put her index finger to her mouth and say “Shhhhh!”, it comes out a sarcastic shush.

My marriage is a shambles *shambles*

I found Minnie. She's a mute. Then there's freakin Mickey. If you want me to pick you up and take you to your room, I guarantee Daddy will be home in 5 minutes, just to get you in trouble. Now go to your room.

Hey Bob, have you seen this video Francine sent me of Oprah, with her voice dubbed by Audra McDonald, singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" to Anika Noni Rose? No. I think that Audra McDonald is a terrible singer. If she sang like that on American Idol, The Voice, The X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent, or America's Got Talent, then she will get very low scores.

A while. She usually faints due to her stress. One time, when she was asleep in the nurse during art class, Mrs. Cegala did her Jane Fonda. Every time you see someone do that Gene, I think of Steel Magnolias.

excuse me maria lagonikos nancy tomba's a grandma now and she's toxed up with boingkids! oh best wishes to her! i hope she'll fill in for raelene snell and get scvankles up bustled up to rushsoerachelelaisospoiits.

Shane, you need to listen to me. This is very important. I’m getting down to eye level with Shane. So that I can talk to him on his level. Shane, you need to understand why you are being punished, alright?

Louise ran to the car, then I ran to catch up with her. Mom called me to get in the car so we can go to the concert. When we got in the car it started. We were about ready to go to Tina’s jazz band concert. Then Gene got out of the car to hide Woods in Tina’s closet so you won’t see him dead when we get home.

Lin, that K-12 commercial Stan was talking about has a radio version too. Hudson is not in it. He’ll be impressed. That commercial with the middle school student singing “Hallelujah” when Jennifer Hudson shows up? I think it’s wonderful.

Hey! How dare you call me bad! When I get my hands on you, I’ll… Call me wrecking ball cause that bitch is coming down! Go ahead and watch what happens to you!

Louise ran to the car, then I ran to catch up with her. Mom called me to get in the car so we can go to the concert. We were about ready to go to Tina’s jazz band concert. Then Gene got out of the car to hide Woods in Tina’s closet so you won’t see him dead when we get home.