oh hello grandson it's me granny new baby! i've flown all the way frm me retirement nest for a feed! whaap! whaap! whaap! (birdseed throws) here you go granny new baby enjoy! but don't waste it all at once we don't want toxic carmen acosta spreading too many toxins!

whaap! whaap! hello grandson i'm the new baby a very old and wrinkly old decerepit old granny! i'm 700000000 years old!

grandson don't you recognize me it's granny new baby! me false teeth are still chattering! i'm a great granny now! i've always wanted to be 9000000000000000000000 years old! and in the year 99xx i'll be partially alive dead! me great grandkids are pregnant! whaap! whaap!

hello grandson i'm the neew baby a very old wrinkly and deceepit old granny! i'm 100000000 years old! and i'm using a walking cane in me retirement home with the two other old grannies pepe and louie gallagher! oh they retired me out already!

grandma snell how's your boingkids? oh they're ok one of them married a sex bird and had kids and one of them went to his mom's granny's retirement elerderly for old retirement folks who have had punch face wrinkle surgery.

there's no more birdies left you ate them all. well don't look at me you're the one that ate them not me. now there's no more mommy or daddy birdies left to have babies because you ate them all.

somebody new look what you made me do i wished for somebody new ooh baby i'm dancing with a stranger. i wasen't even thinking of going out tonight out tonight out tonight show me what you do i'm so crazy about the things you do show me how it's done look what you made me do i wished for somebody new ooh baby baby i'm dancing with a stranger

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still eating piped linen at the retirement village granny raelene snell you old granny? yes at 3:00 PM i was eating IBM chips at 8:00 AM i was eating pipecleaners. i tell ya me staff have got me on a really strange diet. it was the only way we could get hunger off her mind.

What happened? I prevented him from going to the park on a picnic with us or his sisters and I sang to him for having disobeyed.

hello granny raelene snell! i am E.T come to put UFO unidentifable bugs on your computer screen for your mouse to follow around ooh maybe boing i'll put a bug there so your mouse can follow it. yes maybe i can't see the bugs E.T dear! oh god who put bugs on my computer screen? oh dear now i'll have to kill granny bug!

i won't show you my underwater atlantean palaces houses in future because i decide you've shut your mind off and it ain't my generation to walk the tightrope. it's just not. well you make me feel red you really do it's such a gardening shame that you're social science pulled take that don't i am not nautilus all fade.

This is what you all get for putting me in time-out corner! For the fifth time, you get from my trap! This will be last time you put me in the timeout corner! Now prepare to die! Haw haw haw! I’m back from the class... What the heck is going on here? Why is everybody dead? That’s it! I’m pulling his ear! Runt, that’s enough! Don’t make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!

If you don't start doing as your father says, I'm liable to sing you Mozart's Lullaby and prevent you from going to the park on a picnic with us. Go on. But he'll ask you what happened.

haven't seen you walk back to your retirement home for years raelene you old granny! after all since me mom and i broke our hipe on the evil chair we both got lost -0 years old in diapers again! dear brendan snell you old grandpa! yes waddle honk waddle honk yes me mom's got drykygotygophobia at 444 years old because of you! but the grannies turned on so dear yes i'll get me pension back!

and she threw her fire engines off like then her tupperware and i'm all "don't you dare!" and she threw a glass revolving door and it hit me in the torso and i was cut so badely. then she's "the babies! the babies!" then she got extra blanktts to throw off and then patricia's all "i ate it!"