ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO COVID-19 IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE

hello and welcome to australia's funniest home video show a show that compets for the best videos on the planet. all it takes is some people and a baseball glove. me grandmother reckons i should stop being so hard on her! well i'll show her (glove smacks head) that'll show ya!

People love cinnamon. It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon.

All your songs are good choices, but here’s one I like best. I like the song “Skinnamarink” by Sharon Lois and Bram. They sang it on their program, Sharon Lois and Bram’s Elephant Show. They sang that?

Wario dies after Merasmus turns him into a pumpkin Why are all of these grown men going trick or treating on Halloween anyways? Oh well, it's not like a night out will get anyone hurt right? ...right?

ditch those muppets go on! what are they? muppets! they should be on there with gonzo and fozzie bear or maybe sesame street with grover and oscar the grouch. it's time to ditch the muppets it's time to fuck the fatty.

it used to be eddie semminyuke just basically not trying to fit in with "kim cried" and yelling at all the templars but he quit so it would be pania bye taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

if i came back now would you even care? just to turn around and say "i'm wrong always?" it's been 7 years since i last heard from you. and now it's all good maybe let me know this might be the night the stars come out and reach up from behind and grab me, all my horoscopes are closer all my horoscopes are closer.

I'm going to make everyone like this show by Broadcasting it on tv and brainwash people with my Empire muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaaha! Oh hell no Jack, not if I destroy the tape!

Guys, Lou reminded us that auditions for Parents Are People are starting tomorrow at 5:30. They are picking a boy and a girl to perform the song for Marlo's birthday celebration. Joy, I think you are going to be great if you have two songs. Or maybe Melanie or I can do it.

we need 45...... hey luigi wake up i think L is real! pranks again. it's not look! i can prove it by killing all the boos and going around the eternal star 938393 times! one two...... 939393399 lexigo! now luigi you are real!

the uk are built on the afhvs1996 grand final winner "cowboy" yup to prove it ryan you and i and mom will be flying there soon. well if that's what you think i'd love to chase cows while i'm there with you guys to prove you right!

Oh no. We were right Rallo. Kevin and Tysean are not good kids to hang out with at all! Kevin is laughing at Tysean who is being mean to Miranda and they're both hurting her feelings! Well Ro, you and I have to do something about Kevin and Tysean! I got it, we're gonna tell a grown-up!

Even though she's autistic, she reminds her classmates that we are all "Free to Be You and Me", and her work with the Service Above Self project, has helped her become more famous in our school. Through her words, Sophia Manley has taught us to be true to ourselves, and still wants to say, "I love you Mrs. Hawthorne!"

In fact, one of those awesome people took me to the movies... on a date. I can't tell you how wonderful it was for people not to give me funny looks. Or get up and move to a different seat. For the first time in my life, I'm showing people the real me, and I truly love who you helped me find beneath all that makeup. Your friend, Victoria."

All your songs are good choices, but here’s one I like best. I like the song “Skinnamarink” by Sharon Lois and Bram. They sang it on their program, Sharon Lois and Bram’s Elephant Show. Wait a minute. You’re talking about Sharon Lois and Bram. The Sharon Lois and Bram. I didn’t know they sang that.