Disneyland’s a happy place on Earth? Please. Everywhere I look, kids are whining. Hayley takes me to Space Mountain. Apparently if you’re tiny, you can’t go on the spaceship. When I was a kid, I was distinctly unimpressed with Disneyland, and so was Gayle. Because we were little and couldn’t go on the big kid rides.

Disneyland’s a happy place on Earth? Please. Everywhere I look, kids are whining. Hayley takes me to Space Mountain. Apparently if you’re tint, you can’t go on the spaceship. When I was a kid, I was unimpressed with Disneyland, and so was Gayle. Because we were both little and can’t go on the big kid rides.

I said no! If you can't be good, you're going to get spanked. You're so bad. Now look what your done to your bear! You're so bad, Bart! If you don't take better care of your toys, you're going to get spanked!

Louise, come on you are a rudolph I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU, Go to your room and stay we be 1000002 minutes.

Haha nope! No windows, no doors... I can't go inside? It's a sham! Do not say that word, Louise. Go to your room and think about how Mickey reacted to your bratty behavior. Next time we see him, you say you're sorry. Understand?

If you want to see a princess, guess what. Another line. I was like, just let me be lax in the princess castle. I used to be like that when we had to wait at Disneyland when I was a kid.

Freddy, play a few paradiddles. Katie, look at me, come in on A, nice. Zach. Zach, my man, look at me, come in on A, there we go. Now, Lawrence. Take me to the moon baby!!! Alright, ladies, sing happy birthday every time I sing happy birthday to you, and also sing to you at the end. Alright? Alright. One Two Three Four!

Freddy, play a few paradiddles. Katie, look at me, come in on A, there we go. Zach. Zach, my man, look at me, come in on A, that’s wonderful. Lawrence, take me to the moon baby!!! Alright, ladies, sing happy birthday every time I sing happy birthday to you, and also, sing “to you” at the end of out song. Okay? Alright. 1 2 3 4!

Freddy, keep on playing like that. Katie, look at me, come in on A. Zach. Zach, my man, look at me, come in on A. Lawrence, take me to the moon baby! Alright, ladies, sing happy birthday every time I sing the parts happy birthday to you. And also, sing “to you” at the end, okay? Alright. 1 2 3 4!

Peter Pan? You're lucky I liked that movie, jumping into chalk pictures, going out in the country fair, going on a merry-go-round, flying a kite, or I'd take care of you! Why? Because only Pan knows!

how dare you accuse me of eating chips naked! i don't eat chips when i'm naked! it's excately like saying marley's jumped on me. it's never happened ever! i'm gonna have to be careful about what i say because it's contextually incorrect oh dear! i'm sorry. that's ok j i just have to be careful about what i say.

Freddy, keep playing like that. Katie, look at me, come in on A, nice. Zach. Zach, my man, look at me, come in on A, there we go. Now, Lawrence. Take me to the moon baby!!! Yeah. Alright, ladies, sing happy birthday every time I sing happy birthday to you, and also, sing to you at the end, alright? Alright. One Two Three Four!

- CraftyCorn, please don't take away for me. And don't ground me, I just wanna go to Harrah's Hotel with my friends. - That is what you're most worried about? You should be worried about going to juvie! I'll meet you at the station.

I AM NOT HAPPY WIH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU DO NOT REPLACE AVATARS ESPECIALLY WITH UNACCEPTABLE ONES OR TYPE MEAN THINGS ON THE COMPUTER! NOW YOU WON’T WATCH HANDY MANNY FOR 3 MONTHS! IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS NONSENSE, YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM, AND YOUR TOYS WILL BE ALL GONE!

I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU DO NOT REPLACE AVATARS ESPECIALLY WITH UNACCEPTABLE ONES OR TYPE MEAN THINGS ON THE COMPUTER! NOW YOU WON’T WATCH HANDY MANNY FOR 3 MONTHS! IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS NONSENSE, YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM AND YOUR TOYS WILL BE ALL GONE!

I don’t care Peggy! You don’t have to make a show about your life with four pets because your prankster cousin got on your nerves! So what if he stole your shampoo! So what if he took the DS! You are not Courtney Campbell!