phil! luke! gloria! manny! haley! alex! jay! cam! aah! suprise! (shutter clicks) (opening credits)

jay alex phil luke reema claire gloria there i go again! oops! claire function phil claire alex haley luke manny function reela fred jay laxatives grinder claire there i go again! claire function jay trampoline gloria function syntax jay luke haley alex lily oh this is such a mixed up episode.

jay claire alex reela there i go again calling everyone the wrong name! alex luke jay cam claire gloria haley luke phil alex (opening credits) gloria alex luke haley phil claire oh goodness i'm getting everyone's names wrong.

well i'll try again jolina marcus phil luke haley nearly got it! cookie monster volat claire phil luke heather lana phil sabrina sabina florence alex phil breema alex phil rosita manny gloria oh someone get me a brandy! phil luke martin haley alex philiex clairly haley claire maragrita alex phil manny oops!

oh me gloria told me? i'm sorry darling luke i mean alex made me calm down. gloria hands off the zooboo! yes i know ty burell's pictures manny couldn't have because enraged but now =11 no grounding rules in sanctions! yay!

oh i'm sorry haley i didn't mean to insult you in front of the whole community. well that's ok i didn't know that gloria. after all i--hey! manny's chewing on the electrical cord! no no honey come on i'll give you zooboo instead.

oh haley you can call the hall what you like and gloria it's your shot at how to host a murder. oh ok manny give the directives i'll do the dracula or'derves alex you counterpoint.

phil why won't you give this mystery fault? because gloria was on EBay ok?!!! after all cam told her to look for supernatural slumber party sam winchester styling head. (opening credits) what you don't think the occoult are sexy as zooboo?

aunt alex penple reela there's i go again once more reela haley alex cam scott claire phil violet ursula matt oh dear! i'm gonna have to get it right sometime! claire phil philomena alex function faye claire penople marleen viola pasquale alex claire marleena claire alex phil function reemt reet claire alex phil manny klaus. oops! (laughing)

well bump! i wanna forgiven! ok haley don't yell! gloria i'm taking zooboo off you and putting it in the bin! now phil what are we gonna do about the alex situation?

i'm not selfish gloria! and yes it was booked for today! if that's your attitude sian can move in with ya! oh well manny i'm sorry i didn't know next time i'll double check with you before booking.

well malcolm alex is your bag haley get the kyoto tickets lily you're grounded gloria get sunburnt manny get run over. i've got a plan modern family to the maxxxxxxxxxey max! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! modern in the middle halloween special pre christmas specials engage mode now! beep!

cam look honey if you don't stop this poppy behaviour right now! IL'L GROUND YOU! until you've settled a tv chinese which network i confused some wires with jay. oh ok manny apprantly you're marrying off luke now.

my life yeah i want you to make luke all down to make him down to adult penis humping adult sexual balloons now i want gloria to ruin my life to ruin my life yeah. oh ok manny i can easily shove cankles where the fireplace is in my boozoobles after i act grounded.

oh dear why you no telling me Cam yell because of zooboo phil? well how was i to know haley would be on her cell? honey we're sending you to bording school!. look haley it's for your own good, just until we can sort it out.

well phil i still don't think the portrait should go iin the sitting room---no! (glass breaks!) oh dear now claire'll have to pay out of the balloon budget! i heard that! manny look for hoyle bucks luke find a distraction haley call all your girlfriends. we're gonna fix the family photo.