So long, farewell, I'm here so what the hell. For your last show I'll do the Tarzan Yell. Carol puts her hand to the bottom of her lip and bellows it. Everyone covers their ears.

"Oprah: 'So long, farewell, you really raised the bar. If you were me, you'd buy them all a car!' I loved Oprah's goodbye to Jay!" Really nice Roberta. Thank you Junior. It was so cool when Oprah sang. It's like the video Hayley posted of Aunt Francine getting excited when Carol Burnett does her Tarzan yell for him.

Junior I don't believe it! The Tony winner is singing an ABBA classic with the Grammy and Oscar winner! It's like seeing Meryl Streep and Amanda Seyfried doing this! I'm crying! It's also like seeing Aunt Francine singing this to Hayley when she's leaving for college.

Aunt Claire, it's "You were throwing a temper tantrum because Aunt Penelope told you no. That is very unacceptable. You should've been respectful to her for this reason. You need to apologize to her." Vanessa get out of here and mind your business!

WDW Cast Compliment from Carol Burnett to Kimberly at 50s Primetime Café. Read it for us Diane. Shout out to Kimberly at 50s Primetime Cafe. She was so amazing and helpful to Mary and Penny. I'm so glad we've had this time together! Hell yeah I was hoping she'd say that in the shout out.

Then he gives Aunt Donna the finger, This is what you get for yelling at your daughter for something she did not do! Now you calm yourself and when you do, go apologize to your daughter, and start a new beginning!

This is what you get for yelling at your daughter for something she did not do! And tells her to calm down and apologize to Roberta. Later that day, mother and daughter finally bond.

You know what everyone? I can't stand any of this. Leeziah, your mom might be tired of you blowing out other people's birthday candles. So DON'T DO IT!!!!!

You're trying to do this "causing a miracle" crap right now, get the... Get the fuck out of here! You overreact over the dumbest things, get out of here! Goodbye Cindy Brady! Roberta goes to her room, worried about Jeanne not getting her voice back by Christmas, and Rallo making fun of this scenario and comparing it to the Christmas episode of The Brady Bunch.

This is all your fault. Channel 5 has counted 365 Christmas days, all the hospitals, especially St. Jude's, have all gone out of business, all the carolers lost their voices from singing so much, Christmas trees have become endangered species, Louise is crying over missing Marlo Thomas for a whole year, and even Santa is about to retire from his job. Everyone's getting sick of this Rallo!

Roger, get off of her then go for a 5 minute reflection on the rug! You didn't listen to me. So, when your time is up, apologize to Hayley, then do what you want.

But wait there's more. Elly May's rhino, Carl Reineroceros, is voiced by Carl Reiner. And Melephant Brooks is voiced by Mel Brooks. That's a long time to wait for an Easter egg. And none of the kids in the movie theater got it but Roberta. She was like, "Oh my god mom I know that voice! Oh wow that's Carol Burnett's voice! Oh my gosh!"

This is all your fault! St. Jude's and other places have gone out of business, Channel 5 has grown tired of giving news reports about many things to do with Christmas for 365 days, all the carolers lost their voices from singing so much, Christmas trees have become an endangered species, and even Malory just left to go to Florida.

I have this song that I wanna share with you, as a result of thanking Ridgeview for three wonderful years. I'm so glad we had this time together. Just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we just got started and before you know it. Comes the time we have to say, "So long."

THIS DAY MEANS SO MUCH TO YOUR SISTER PAPITO! YOU DO NOT RUIN IT OR GIVE YOUR SISTER'S GUESTS' VAMPIRINA COSTUME RATINGS UNACCEPTABLE ONES! AND YOU DO NOT WRECK IT OR RUIN IT OR TALK NONSENSE TO ME! LIKE I SAID, YOU ARE GOING TO STAY HERE FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOUR SUPER SOAKER MONSTER IS IN TOY JAIL!

This is a permission slip to watch Hayley and Roger get punished. Steve, I'm going to count to three. If you don't leave Hayley and Roger alone by the time I count to three, I will take you to your bedroom for the night. I am not joking. One! Two!