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Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
Christmas was terrible! DJ and Stephanie’s Nutcracker recital was ruined, our shopping trip at the mall was a disaster, and our Christmas Party was a nightmare. We also went to Mike and Carol’s house. Luke let Tiger in the house, cut a hole in his sisters’ and cousins’ stockings, knocked over the tree, and stuffed his face with a lot of Christmas cookies.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!! YOU ONLY LIKE THAT STUPID BABY, THAT FOUR-EYED PIECE OF SHIT, THAT BITCHY SCRAPBOOKER WHO'S ADDICTED TO HER CELL PHONE, THAT YOUTH SPORTS LOVING MORON, THAT BITCH WHO MAKES SCULPTURES OUT OF CLAY,
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
SHUT UP! I’M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU MISBEHAVING, MAKING FUN OF MY WEIGHT AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THR FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! YOU WANNA WATCH HANDY FUCKING MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS FUCKING DO IT!!!! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
Luke burns all of Alex's Little Einsteins DVDs. HEY!!! LUCAS PHILIP!!! LEAVE YOUR SISTER'S DVDs ALONE!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!? GO SIT IN THE NAUGHTY PIT, I'M TIRED OF THIS!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call Alex. The reason Johnnie keeps giving us these wake-up calls is because she has intercoms at her house and there are intercoms in ours too.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
Shut up! I’m so sick of you two misbehaving, making fun of my weight and calling me and the rest of the family horrible names! You wanna play with your freaking Maya & Miguel play set, and you wanna watch Handy STUPID Manny, then by all means DO IT! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
what hour of the night are you up gloria that i don't know about? 0:00 PM jay.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
You are never going to a social or to Aunt Penelope's house again! And you will have to write an apology letter to Elena and Aunt Penelope when we get home! Also, no Handy Manny for a month! I WANT TO WATCH HANDY MANNY!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
The next time we go to a birthday party or to Aunt Penelope's house you'll be at Nan's with Andy. Aunt Elyse and Uncle Steven leave Andy there because he's little, and he can't walk yet. You're also grounded from watching Handy Manny for a damn month!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I’m dead serious. I heard what happened at school today from your teacher, Miss Quincy, on the phone. Also, because of what happened this morning, I will buy replacement DVDs of Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa and Apollo 18 for your sisters.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
4s
I'm allergic to cats myself. In the middle of her sneezing fit, Claire waves the smoke that's coming towards her.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
jay do you think gloria is just not seeing the point? well not at the moment with her endless supply of zooboo. #zoobooisnotallowed.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
Haley, Alex, go get the popcorn. The people who give the money to make Mister Rogers' Neighborhood are the people of this & other Public Television Stations,
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
george maybe give manny a bit of leeway. oh sorry manny your toys are not done darling you csn play up all you like sian won't notice.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
I never heard of Mister Rogers, or even watched him because my mother hated him and thought he was a saint!!!! It was Gloria!!! Seriously? Your mother hates Mister Rogers?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
1.8s
look alex all the stars are closer all the stars are closer this might be the night luke might let me know haley's not grounded anymore. gloria get an endless supply of zooboo for us. we're celebrating!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
SHUT UP!!!!! I'M SICK OF YOU TWO MISBEHAVING AND BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THIS FAMILY!!!!! YOU WANNA WATCH MY FUCKING LITTLE PONY, AND YOU WANNA WATCH HANDY FUCKING MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS FUCKING DO IT!!!!!! BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
Shut Up!, Shut the Hell Up!, I'm Fukkin Tired of you Two Little Hardheaded Peasant Bitches Arguing You Shut the Fukk Up, You Can Suck a Nigga's Dick, Suck a Nigga's Dick, Suck a Nigga's Dick, you Peasant Ass Freak Hoe Bitch
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
Luke Haley and Alex sing as Jennifer wails the chorus. Claire videotapes the Ringing of the Bells song. Haley, good. Alex, eh. Luke, you really need to not cover your ears when she’s doing that, okay? Just do what you’re doing. Okay?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
Come on, Billy! Get the Mississippi Goddamn ball! For some reason, the TV changes the football game to a home movie of Alex watching Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for the first time. Everyone makes confused faces, and Alex cries over that home movie.
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