Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker family, if I can have your attention please we would like to begin our introductions. The recipients all line up in the hall. Jay introduces them one by one.

I Don't Think it Wants To Eat Dog.

I don't think she wants to eat dog.

Dude, that's just what I'm trying to unlearn

"I just didn't know where else to go."

Feel Free To Ask Any... Questions.

And please Claire don't get Mitchell to get the Mouse to sing Happy Birthday to our little girl. Shut up Cam!

And please Claire don't try to make Mitchell get the Mouse to sing to our little girl. Oh shut up Cam!

“Never forget how truly incredible it is to be alive."

Don't talk black to me

not to spend time with me.

Then by all means, stand next to me.

Then by all means, stand next to me.

We have to go? Aw coconuts! Bye everyone!

And this thing with Lilly's depression, just... it's... it's a tough nut to crack.

I am gonna introduce them to the Captain and Tennille

As Charlie says, "I wasn't trying to this for me, I was trying to it for the world." Speaking of trailblazers, to some, Marlo Thomas will always be "That Girl," who

Okay. While we go to the Frozen Sing-Along, you will sit on that bench, and Daddy will watch you. And you will stay there until you're ready to tell Aunt Penelope you're sorry. I WANT TO GO TO THE FROZEN SING ALONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!

Am I just supposed to ignore. the tasmanian devils in the room?

Am I just supposed to ignore the Komodo dragon in the room?