Okay. While we go to the Frozen Sing-Along, you will sit on that bench, and Daddy will watch you. And you will stay there until you're ready to tell Aunt Penelope you're sorry. I WANT TO GO TO THE FROZEN SING ALONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!

Claire puts down her kindle and starts talking to Phil. When has Haley ever became addicted to her "Free to Be" cassingle? Cause the song is starting to get on my damn nerves!

And please Claire don't get Mitchell to get the Mouse to sing Happy Birthday to our little girl. Shut up Cam!

And please Claire don't try to make Mitchell get the Mouse to sing to our little girl. Oh shut up Cam!

takes one to know one.

Why would Jake make one of the criminals sing the opening to "I Want It That Way" in acapella? To figure out which one murdered the victim's brother.

That’s the front page photo. Okay, one more shot. Let’s get a fast and famous Jennifer to take our picture, because Jennifer Slowpez isn’t that much of a good photographer.

One! One! One! One! One! One!

Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker family, if I can have your attention please we would like to begin our introductions. The recipients all line up in the hall. Jay introduces them one by one.

Thanks For Coming To Our Pirate And Princess Show, Sponsored By Glor..."

LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP ONE MORE TIME, YOU WOULD GO TO JAIL!

LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP ONE MORE TIME, YOU WOULD GO TO JAIL!

LEAVE ME ALONE! IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL

I am gonna introduce them to the Captain and Tennille

Two Kids And One Lion To See "Dogcopter." Healthy habits for life, are the earth's best way to grow

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And please Claire don't try to make Mitchell spend all his money on toys for those poor little kids. We really have to spend money on this much stuff? This Pennies for Patients thing she was talking about needs to help kids with cancer, like the kids at St. Jude, in which we are shopping for.

claire do you remember that episode where cam went to your work for a day? i do and manny was about 29 and going to school with alex.

For a land where the river runs, for a land through the green country, for a land to a shining sea, for a land where the horses run free. And you and me, are free to be, you and me. Gloria puts on her swim dress.

Fuck! Have a good one