BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IS, "FRIENDS DON'T PAY"

Oh you mean an orgasm friend?

Me practicing to flirt with non-existent crush be like:

Me practicing to flirt with my non-existent crush be like:

When you're mopping up Company, And an Officer says its looking good

And one day,

And then she said She was done with that shit

FIFTY FIVE EUROS? YOU WONT SEE PENNY-ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!

And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your friends,

That was more of just...an exposure.

They want an apocalypse Well we'll give em one.

They want an apocalypse? Well we'll give em one

Bu Bir Özür Değil This Isn't An Apology

and another one bites the dust

and another one bites the dust.

and another one bites the dust.

When your in the car with your friends and you think you see your moms car

Two bhunas with a garlic naan

me mom's got asperger's and she's 3776 years old! yes with her faked up photos and her display dirrohea tooth she had at school with. and the barebabiettes and the mountain mouks yes it makes it worse of an ulcer! after all she's gotta take her cankly stockings off and put them on the tv when maths comes on!

Do we know anything about the people? Like, is one of them an ex-boyfriend or that snooty girl from Rite Aid who was always silently judging my purchases?