look alex all the stars are closer all the stars are closer this might be the night luke might let me know haley's not grounded anymore. gloria get an endless supply of zooboo for us. we're celebrating!

…. Check out time boys!

4:00 signal too late! (record scratches) sorry don't have time to explain! don't have time for goodbyes! good luck! (door slams) coffee out get on with it bam! bam! bam! relax it's the cat urine dog poo movie screen classical sinatra farting delax oh ok! slams at 4:00 PM! (sirens wail)

You were very rude to Aunt Penelope. We already told you this. When people say no, they mean no. Now you owe your aunt an apology for that behavior! Luke gives Claire an attitude. Vanessa walks over to Claire to correct her on her lecture.

Okay. While we go to the Frozen Sing-Along, you will sit on that bench, and Daddy will watch you. And you will stay there until you're ready to tell Aunt Penelope you're sorry. I WANT TO GO TO THE FROZEN SING ALONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!

Okay. What do I need to say about the apology part again?

You know what Vanessa? I think you're a really great spokesperson. Thank you Aunt Claire.

now listen manny i don't want any slapping. ok gloria.

haley i like your anger it's so sexy! (wolf whistles) oh really? well i'm gonna have to get more angry more often thanks alex.

Irony Curtain From Matryoshka With Love

forget psychatrchery. claire that stuff never worked for me. oh ok gloria then we'll just go home and get hairplugs while listining to set you free by n trance on shuffle.

claire do you remember that episode where cam went to your work for a day? i do and manny was about 29 and going to school with alex.

oh god look you've got cankles gloria! i know cam they're huge!

manny do you think i'll handle functions at haley's next birthday? well i doubt if she's asked you for your permission, but after it's your call.

yes jay claire oops! claire cam jay haley. oh now i've got everyone in the wrong place! claire luke haley manney reela manney claire luke alex luke haley.

lily i told you no boardriders around after school at 3:00 PM! i'm sorry luke but i didn't know, and why are you busting me for something gloira suggested i do? blame her not me!

well claire tidy up! ID isebelle dumphy is moving any minute now! ok head up dresser up! whew! all done!

phil! luke! gloria! manny! haley! alex! jay! cam! aah! suprise! (shutter clicks) (opening credits)

well phil i still don't think the portrait should go iin the sitting room---no! (glass breaks!) oh dear now claire'll have to pay out of the balloon budget! i heard that! manny look for hoyle bucks luke find a distraction haley call all your girlfriends. we're gonna fix the family photo.

well haley wanna run the track while humming supernatural? yes alex ok!