You're Watching Modern Family On ABC You're Watching Friends On NBC

I wonder what else is on TV. Let's see what's on the helicopter channel.

Cam, Fred Rogers, really? I haven't watched... What the hell's going on? Jay, what the hell is going on?

Same result :)

Same question.

Same here

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Continue playing your violin Alex because Little Einsteins is on next. On Playhouse Disney!

when was the time i starred in the movie the day after tomorrow? when you knew that the clutter tax was there but the yuckle exploded on it.

Later, Claire calls Valerie on the phone. Haley said she was gonna be a good girl from now on, so you can come see us anytime to see how she improved her anger. She's much more calmer.

phoebe you're on the naughty cup because you swore at me when i asked you a question. now you'll stay on the naughty cup for 100 minutes until it's time for me to retrieve you.

When it's 5pm on Friday... Where's Your Planview Phil?

I understand about 20% Of what goes on around here

I understand about 20% of What goes on around here

I understand about 20% of what goes on around here

Haley is in her room, listening to her CD on her clock. There's a land, that I see, where the children are free.

I’m dead serious. I heard what happened at scho ol today from your teacher, Miss Quincy, on the phone.

You get in your car, turn the radio on, and then you hear Sheryl Crow singing "It's Almost Christmas" with Alex and those twelve and thirteen year olds. I think she wrote the song. I just think the radio people know we are in the car so we can turn on Sheryl Crow.

In the school auditorium, the Dunphy kids stand on stage getting ready to perform. Then Jennifer Hudson shows up and stands between Luke and Alex.

Modern Family Anyhoo, there's a football player...