But that's our thing, lording our tolerance over others

Everyone grabs their glasses and pays attention to Haley, who wipes a tear as she speeches. She would do anything to help the doctors at St. Jude's take care of the children who need our help in support. But to our family, she'll always be, That Girl. To Marlo. Cheers.

Thanks For Coming To Our Pirate And Princess Show, Sponsored By Glor..."

I don’t want you to do our portrait Ms. Lopez, because we’re all now covered in mud. Hold on Claire. Jennifer, ignore her, let’s do our picture.

Haley is in her room, listening to her CD on her clock. There's a land, that I see, where the children are free.

There's a land, that I see, where the children are free. Haley will you give that song a rest? You've been singing it ever since you got the book.

And please Claire don't get Mitchell to get the Mouse to sing Happy Birthday to our little girl. Shut up Cam!

And please Claire don't try to make Mitchell get the Mouse to sing to our little girl. Oh shut up Cam!

Cause that's what we're doing in school. Take my hand, come with me, where the children are free. Come with me, take my hand, and we'll live... Haley go up to your room and get dressed.

Haley is in the kitchen, listening to her CD through the speaker. There's a land, that I see, where the children are free. And I say, it ain't far, to this land from where we are.

Our waitress is Gloria's homegirls artist Frida Kahlo from Coyoacán Mexico. Amazing Jay, right?

I have children

That’s the front page photo. Okay, one more shot. Let’s get a fast and famous Jennifer to take our picture, because Jennifer Slowpez isn’t that much of a good photographer.

Modern Family Anyhoo, there's a football player...

Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker family, if I can have your attention please we would like to begin our introductions. The recipients all line up in the hall. Jay introduces them one by one.

You're right Gloria. This day has been an amazing adventure. Thanks Mitchell, Cam, Lily, for coming to our Pirate and Princess show, sponsored by Gloria. Bye Dad! Lily loved it! Say bye Lily.

Luke, Alex, we do not mess our mommy and daddy’s FaceBook profiles. This is what you get for making Alex and me not watch Handy Manny!

Christmas was terrible! DJ and Stephanie’s Nutcracker recital was ruined, our shopping trip at the mall was a disaster, and our Christmas Party was a nightmare. We also went to Mike and Carol’s house. Luke let Tiger in the house, cut a hole in his sisters’ and cousins’ stockings, knocked over the tree, and stuffed his face with a lot of Christmas cookies.

Lucas Philip and Alexandra Anastasia, you do not mess with our FaceBook profiles. Luke is instigating me to mess with the FaceBook account when I know it is not allowed.

Come with me, take my hand, and we'll live. In a land where the river runs free, in a land through the green country, in a land to a shining sea. Honey we're gonna take our picture. You can sing "Free to Be You and Me" afterwards.