Modern Family Anyhoo, there's a football player...

The key to a good lie lies in the details

Damn sex politics!

Do I have to spell it out? He asked me to lie on my stomach, said "surprise surprise" and........

The room expects sex

Dr Sex is in

You're Watching Modern Family On ABC You're Watching Friends On NBC

And the Lie is...... Number 2

We owe it to sex

Only sex pays for life

4:00 signal too late! (record scratches) sorry don't have time to explain! don't have time for goodbyes! good luck! (door slams) coffee out get on with it bam! bam! bam! relax it's the cat urine dog poo movie screen classical sinatra farting delax oh ok! slams at 4:00 PM! (sirens wail)

You were very rude to Aunt Penelope. We already told you this. When people say no, they mean no. Now you owe your aunt an apology for that behavior! Luke gives Claire an attitude. Vanessa walks over to Claire to correct her on her lecture.

Okay. While we go to the Frozen Sing-Along, you will sit on that bench, and Daddy will watch you. And you will stay there until you're ready to tell Aunt Penelope you're sorry. I WANT TO GO TO THE FROZEN SING ALONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!

Okay. What do I need to say about the apology part again?

You know what Vanessa? I think you're a really great spokesperson. Thank you Aunt Claire.

and the reality looks a little diffrent fatter and more bald know what i'm saying? um excuse me? yeah what? i've put the sign outside. and now what you want a medal? this is the only photo studio here. i don't wanna talk to him at the moment.

Hey Jennifer Slowpez! Aren’t you gonna take the picture? Settle down Gloria!

Hey Jennifer Slowpez! Take the freaking picture! Gloria, don’t yell.

Now everybody say “Gorgonzola”. What?

See Jay? Jennifer Slowpez did it to us again! Gloria, knock it off with the damn puns!