now what's going on here? he keeps making excuses so i have no other choice but to yell.

Leave me alone! If you shout at me one more time, you will go straight to your room!

Haley, you are banned from using MySpace for 3 weeks, and you are grounded for a whole month! Haley throws trash at Claire.

KNOCK IT OFF HALEY!!!! YOU DO NOT RUIN YOUR LITTLE SISTER’S PARTY!!!! SHUT UP!

Haley kicks the babysitter in the face. HALEY GWENDOLYN!!! YOU DO NOT HIT OR KICK ANYBODY!!!!! ESPECIALLY SPECIAL GUESTS!!!!!!!!

HALEY GWENDOLYN DUNPHY!!!! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!! Haley throws diamonds at Claire and the babysitter.

THAT’S IT!!! YOU ARE GOING TO BED AT 7:10 MISSY!!!! YOU DO NOT RUIN OTHER PEOPLE’S BIRTHDAYS!!! AND YOU DON’T THROW TRASH AT PEOPLE!!!!! Haley throws a crystal vase at the babysitter. Claire then loses it.

YOU ARE GOING TO BED ABOUT AN HOUR EARLIER TONIGHT MISSY!!! YOU DO NOT RUIN OTHER PEOPLE’S BIRTHDAYS, AND YOU DON’T THROW TRASH AT PEOPLE!!! YOU ARE NOW BANNED FROM USING MYSPACE FOR 2 MONTHS!!! Haley throws a crystal vase at the babysitter. Claire then yells at her so the whole neighborhood can hear her.

HALEY GWENDOLYN!!!! YOU DO NOT THROW CRYSTAL VASES AT ANYBODY!!! I’M NOW TAKING AWAY YOUR CELL PHONE AND MYSPACE TIME FOR 3 MONTHS! AND YOUR TV PRIVILEGES ARE ALL GONE! I WILL STILL HAVE TIME ON MYSPACE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

HALEY GWENDOLYN!!!! YOU DO NOT THROW CRYSTAL VASES AT ANYBODY!!!!! I’M NOW TAKING AWAY YOUR CELL PHONE AND MY-SPACE TIME FOR 3 MONTHS! AND YOUR TV PRIVILEGES ARE ALL GONE! I WILL STILL HAVE TIME ON MY-SPACE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

SHUT UP!!! I REALLY DON’T APPRECIATE YOUR BEHAVIOR!!!! YOU WANNA HAVE TIME ON MY-SPACE, THEN BY ALL MEANS HAVE TIME ON MY-SPACE!!! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!!! I WILL GO ON MY-SPACE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!! I WON’T LET YOU STOP ME!!!!!!!!

I will hurt you if you don’t shut up! EXCUSE ME?!? I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE ACTING FOOLISH TO THIS NICE WOMAN, BECAUSE THAT BEHAVIOR IS NOT NICE!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON’T EVER MOVE AGAIN HALEY!!!!!

YOU ARE GOING TO BED AN HOUR EARLIER TONIGHT MISSY!!!!!! YOU DO NOT RUIN OTHER PEOPLE’S BIRTHDAYS, AND YOU DON’T THROW TRASH AT PEOPLE!!!! YOU ARE NOW BANNED FROM USING MY-SPACE FOR 2 MONTHS!!!! Haley throws a crystal vase at the babysitter, and Claire yells at her so the whole neighborhood can hear her.

HALEY GWENDOLYN DUNPHY!!! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU MISBEHAVING, AND TEASING ME AND YOUR FATHER, AND HURTING YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER AND MAKING THEM CRY!!!! I WILL HURT THAT LADY IF SHE DOESN’T LEAVE!!!

You can finish your sculpture some other time Alex. Why are we leaving now Mom?

Phil, Claire, Luke, Alex, and Haley get in the car. Luke, your behavior at Aunt Penelope's was very appalling. You do not ruin other people's sculptures. And for this, you have to kiss and say goodbye to ALL your Handy Manny stuff for good!

It was not fair to your sisters or anybody that we had to leave. You've inconvenienced everyone. We're very disappointed in you Luke. I didn't even like Elena's ugly sculpture!!!

We're also not taking you to Aunt Penelope's house until you can behave properly. I smashed Elena's Bulbasaur for a reason!!

The next time we go to a birthday party or special event, you will be staying with Grandma young man! And you WILL have to write an apology letter to Elena and her mommy! Good! Maybe I'll torture that damn motherfucking ugly old prick to death!!!

You are not going to the sleepover. Thinking of sleepovers, I wonder how Penelope's doing with her sleepover party. Put your toys away Dave! It's time to get ready for bed!