My eggs Married with children

on new!! play school's 50 birthday! monday at 9:30! on abc kids

Look. You pulled another burger boner.

Oesa at the beach ⛱️

''Hey, Aqualad! Get over here.. ''You and me are gonna have underwater sexual intercourse!''

Didn’t you guys’ kids watch Mustard Pancakes? Peg I don’t even know what that show is.

and over here we have contestant number 13... the jar of vegemite is a good finger at kirk house shift!

Just look at me.

Now see here Johnny. Fire trucks don't grow in gardens. Well I don't care! I'm waiting here anyway!

and this week's winning clip taking home the $2500000000000 this week is: look at me-ow sent in by ocean groveiiutis of warm grove south australia. good work ocean.

and over here we have contestant number 24... well i'll just tell you you can't say he or she anymore now you have to say us!

Har. Here's the deal Captain Skunk. Join me and we'll rule the Seas together, or I'll leave you here on this island in the middle of nowhere! Captain Skunk refused of course.

It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice and life lessons, just like the others do. No you don't. You eat bonbons all the time, and you also sit on the couch and sleep all day.

"Well, I got married, got divorced,"

you're too late too be evil gabi you've done it if you don't wanna be evil don't you should just tell the source of all evil "i wanna stay at being good." you're too late! well marleen i'm just making up for it. you should've thought of that before gabi.

Aye. Once this here ship delivers this here valuable cargo of tomato shampoo, I'll be rich! Rich! Rich! Har har! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!

The show about the woman with the cat and three dogs and they have a globe they spin and learn about different countries and at the end one of the dogs writes about the day in his diary? I bet your kids went crazy over the show and had their eyes on the television the whole time I was on? Oh, oh for the love of Christ! Here!

It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice on how to live their life perfectly! No you don’t! You’re so lazy and it’s so embarrassing! You eat bonbons every night, and sit on the couch and sleep all day!

You are not the father!!!

By the way Carol, how did you know that? Do the kids watch Mustard Pancakes? Yes, they do, especially the younger two. The stories that Courtney tells makes them think about the talks their dad gives.